Saturday, August 15, 2026

Edinburgh 2026: 'Capsized' Review


In Capsized, a dysfunctional family, led by Rhys Ifans, heads off on a vacation. But what they don't know is that Dad hasn't been paying the mortgage, and when they return home, they may be evicted. For Screen International, I reviewed this well-observed drama. 

Friday, August 14, 2026

'The Rivals of Amziah King' Review


Many people will go to Andrew Patterson's new film, which was a hit at SXSW back in 2025, because it stars Matthew McConaughey. But Angelina LookingGlass is the movie's secret weapon. Here's my review of The Rivals of Amziah King.

Grace Ives - "Neither You Nor I"

Grace Ives has released several singles off her recent album Girlfriend. But this is the song I find myself returning to. (Maybe it's because of the track's low-key Bjork vibes.)

Wednesday, August 12, 2026

How to Get Your Kids Into 'Jackass'


Over at Vulture, we offered up 10 great bits from the Jackass films that kids are gonna love. Of course, don't try any of these at home. But do read our article

'The Wrong Girls' Review


I don't love stoner comedies. But I was charmed by The Wrong Girls, which finds Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat playing best friends and utter idiots. My review is here.

'Coyote vs. Acme' Review


After years of sitting on the shelf, Coyote vs. Acme is finally hitting theaters. Was it worth the wait? My review is up at Screen International

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

The Grierson & Leitch Podcast: 'Teenage Sex and Death,' 'One Night Only,' 'The Last House'


One good movie, two not very good movies are featured on this week's podcast. We both have plenty of nice things to say about Jane Schoenbrun's third feature. But we're not sure what to make of One Night Only or The Last House. Listen to us work through our feelings down below.

Friday, August 07, 2026

Donna Lewis - "I Love You Always Forever"

After this weekend, expect a lot of new YouTube comments for this video to say things like "Who else is here after seeing Teenage Sex and Death in Camp Miasma?"

Wednesday, August 05, 2026

My Interview With Lynne Littman and Jane Alexander, the Team Behind 'Testament'


You may remember that, a couple years ago, I wrote a piece about some of the major nuclear-war films of the early 1980s. One of those was Testament, which has meant a lot to me since seeing it as a child. 

Well, that film is now part of the Criterion Collection, a development that thrilled me. To celebrate, I interviewed director Lynne Littman and star Jane Alexander over Zoom, hearing their stories about the film's making. We discussed motherhood, death, bad dreams, Oscar season, and why we're still living on the edge of destruction. You can read my piece over at Film Comment.

'One Night Only' Review


Monica Barbaro is a star, and she deserves better than the disappointing romantic comedy One Night Only, which imagines an alternate America in which single people can only have sex one night out of the year. My review is up at Screen International.  

'Late Fame' Review


Kent Jones' second feature concerns an older man who, long ago, had a little notoriety as a hip New York poet. But that was way back in the late 1970s. Now, though, a group of young admirers want to celebrate his forgotten genius. For the A.V. Club, I reviewed the bittersweet drama Late Fame.

Tuesday, August 04, 2026

The Grierson & Leitch Podcast: 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' and 'All the President's Men'


Only two movies on this week's episode, but they're both major. First up, we review Spider-Man: Brand New Day, which just made box-office history. Then, we go back to 1976 and revisit All the President's Men, which remains as timely as ever, unfortunately. Check out our conversation down below.

Monday, August 03, 2026

'Extra Hot Great': Feeling Mixed on 'Furious,' Debating 'Soldier of Illusion'


I always have such fun on the Extra Hot Great podcast. And we had a lot to talk about. First up, we review the acclaimed new Hulu limited series Furious, which I had some reservations about. Then, I put in a plug for the delightful Lonely Island 2019 "visual poem" The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience. Finally, we discussed whether or not to add the Documentary Now! episode "Soldier of Illusion' into the Canon. Tara, Sarah and Dave are the best: You can hear our conversation down below.

My Interview With Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Star of 'Wonder Man'


It's nice to know, after all this time, that you can still experience a first in your work.

A few weeks ago, I interviewed Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, the star of Marvel's superb series Wonder Man. Abdul Mateen had been nominated for an Emmy, and the show was getting close to ramping up for its second season. So there was plenty to discuss. I really enjoyed our chat.

Then, after I sent the story to my editor and it was set to be published, Disney dropped a bombshell: Despite already being renewed for a second season, Wonder Man was canceled without explanation. And with that, my article wasn't the same as it had once been.

You can read my profile here. We chatted about turning 40, starring in a David Fincher movie, and what it's like to play a guy who's a struggling actor. 

Saturday, August 01, 2026

'The Samurai and the Prisoner' Review


Kiyoshi Kurosawa is largely known for horror films and thrillers. So what exactly is he doing making a historical drama set in feudal-era Japan? For the Los Angeles Times, I reviewed The Samurai and the Prisoner

Friday, July 31, 2026

Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova - "Falling Slowly"

In the 20 years since "Falling Slowly" first debuted, how many people have used it as their first song at their wedding? I haven't seen Once in forever, and so I haven't thought about "Falling Slowly" in quite some time. Yes, it's still deeply affecting. Rest in peace, Glen Hansard

Thursday, July 30, 2026

Fantasia 2026: 'The Leader' Review


In 1997, the Heaven's Gate cult committed mass suicide. A potent new movie reflects on the group's leaders and their disturbing, seductive beliefs. For Screen International, I reviewed The Leader.

'Tony' Review


Anthony Bourdain wasn't always the author and chef beloved by his fans. As Tony explains, he was once just a surly young man searching for a purpose. I reviewed this (mostly) unsentimental biopic for Screen International.

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' Review


Best of the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies? I think so. For Screen International, I reviewed the thrilling, thoughtful Brand New Day

Friday, July 24, 2026

'Sheep in the Box' Review


Even the greats stumble from time to time. For the Los Angeles Times, I reviewed Hirokazu Kore-eda's disappointing look at grief and AI, Sheep in the Box

Fantasia 2026: 'Rubberhead: The Life & Monsters of Steve Johnson' Review

Anyone who came of age loving practical effects will probably dig Rubberhead, a documentary about makeup effects artist Steve Johnson who was the mastermind behind films like Ghostbusters during his heyday in the 1980s and early 1990s. Eventually, though, the industry changed and he faced some personal issues. The movie goes into all of that. My review is here

Lola Young - "Messy"

Men are truly the worst.

Monday, July 20, 2026

The Grierson & Leitch Podcast: Let's Talk About 'The Odyssey' (and 'Office Space')


Will and I go long on Christopher Nolan's epic film. And then we go back to 1999 to revisit Mike Judge's Office Space. You can hear our discussion down below.

Saturday, July 18, 2026

'Press Play With Madeleine Brand': Odysseus, Ross McElwee, 'Reading Lolita in Tehran' and 'Horsegirls'


I was on KCRW this week with fellow critic Angelica Jade Bastién to talk about the weekend's big releases. That means The Odyssey, of course, but also Remake, Reading Lolita in Tehran (pictured above) and Horsegirls. You can hear our segment down below.

My Review of David Thomson's Terrific Book 'A Sudden Flicker of Light'


For the A.V. Club, I wrote about film historian David Thomson's bracing A Sudden Flicker of Light, in which he argues that movies may have done more harm to us than we're willing to acknowledge. You can read my thoughts here.

Friday, July 17, 2026

'Remake' Review


Ross McElwee has devoted his life to making documentaries about the world around him, resulting in a series of highly personal films. His latest questions whether that approach contributed to the rift that developed between himself and his late son. For the Los Angeles Times, I reviewed the devastating Remake

Genesis Owusu - "Pirate Radio"

Kofi Owusu-Ansah has had it with Elon Musk, incels, Kanye fans, you name it. And he's got something to say about it.

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

The Grierson & Leitch Podcast: 'Evil Dead Burn,' 'The Invite' and 'Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass'


On this week's episode, it's the calm before the storm that is The Odyssey. We review one studio movie and check out two specialty offerings. The film I liked the most of the bunch might not be the one you're expecting. Hear our thoughts and lively banter down below.

Friday, July 10, 2026

Sugar - "Believe What You’re Saying"

Sugar are going back on tour after decades of inactivity. So let's celebrate with a song from File Under: Easy Listening that always got to me.

Wednesday, July 08, 2026

'Moana' (Live-Action) Review


Moana
 came out 10 years ago. Now, there's a new Moana, the live-action version. For my Screen International review, I drilled down on exactly why these Disney remakes sap my soul. Hope you enjoy

Sunday, July 05, 2026

The Grierson & Leitch Podcast: The Best Films of 2026 (So Far)


We've reached the halfway point of the year. So it's time for Will and me to each reveal our picks for the six best films of 2026 so far. My list includes a big studio movie, a three-hour road trip shot on a crappy old smartphone, a semi-autobiographical drama a Kafkaesque nightmare, a satire about the Israel/Palestine conflict, and a ghostly tale about a missing boat that returns. Check out our choices down below.

Friday, July 03, 2026

Vince Staples - "Only in America"

America the beautiful, I'd like to take a look at you. 

Wednesday, July 01, 2026

'Romeria' Review


Lots of folks will be seeing Minions & Monsters this holiday weekend. If you're in more of an arthouse mood, why not check out Romeria? For the Los Angeles Times, I reviewed Carla Simon's latest autobiographical tale, which concerns a teenager searching for answers about her long-dead parents. Check it out here.

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

My Interview With Jeff Tremaine, Director of 'Jackass: Best and Last'


Jeff Tremaine is one of the chief architects behind Jackass. So why doesn't he get any respect? For Filmmaker, I had a long talk with the auteur -- god, he would hate being called that -- about the long-running series, fighting with the MPAA, kidnapping Brad Pitt, and never growing up. Hope you enjoy

'Press Play With Madeleine Brand': Happy 100th Birthday, Mel Brooks


I was very happy to be on KCRW yesterday to talk to Madeleine about Mel Brooks' birthday, and why he's the embodiment of American comedy for the last 75 years. You can hear my segment below.

Monday, June 29, 2026

The Grierson & Leitch Podcast: Supergirls, Jackasses and the 'Obsession'/'Backrooms' Phenomenon


On this week's episode, we review two franchises that didn't have a great showing at the box office. First up is the disappointing Supergirl. Then we giggle over Jackass: Best and Last. Finally, since we never had a conversation about the unexpected twin horror hits Obsession and Backrooms, we talked about what their success means. I really enjoyed this episode, and I hope you do, too.

Saturday, June 27, 2026

'Couture' Review


More than a decade ago, Angelina Jolie underwent a double mastectomy out of concern that she had a likelihood of developing cancer. In her new film Couture, she plays a filmmaker facing a cancer diagnosis. The real-world parallels add poignancy to this Fashion Week drama. But is that enough to recommend the film? My review is up at the Los Angeles Times.  

Friday, June 26, 2026

Muna (featuring Phoebe Bridgers) - "Silk Chiffon"

Let's end the week with a love song.

Thursday, June 25, 2026

'Jackass: Best and Last' Review


Those lovable idiots are back, thank goodness. For Screen International, I reviewed Jackass: Best and Last

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

'Supergirl' Review


We met Milly Alcock's Supergirl in last year's Superman. Now she has her own movie. Does the character have a future? I have some thoughts over at Screen International

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

The Grierson & Leitch Podcast: 'Toy Story 5,' 'The Death of Robin Hood' and 'The Last Temptation of Christ'


Animation and death run rampant on this week's episode. Will and I compare notes on Toy Story 5 while wondering what went wrong with Hugh Jackman's dark take on Robin Hood. Then, in our Reboot segment, we go back to 1988 to discuss Martin Scorsese's controversial The Last Temptation of Christ. Lots of good stuff here, which you can hear down below.

Transilvania 2026: 'Lionel' Review


Lionel
 just won the top prize at the Transilvania Film Festival. It has a fetching premise, telling the story of a father and son who don't see eye to eye, starring an actual father and son who don't see eye to eye. My review is now live at Screen International.

Friday, June 19, 2026

'Rose of Nevada' Review


Mark Jenkin's Rose of Nevada is a stunner. My review is up at the Los Angeles Times

Perfume Genius - "It's a Mirror"

I'll be out of town this weekend. Hopefully nothing that occurs in this video will happen to me while I'm gone.

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

'Toy Story 5' Review


Pixar's best franchise is now five-for-five. For Screen International, I reviewed the delightful, moving Toy Story 5

Monday, June 15, 2026

The Grierson & Leitch Podcast: 'Disclosure Day' and 'Dazed and Confused'


We only cover two movies in this episode, but they're both pretty meaty. First up is Steven Spielberg's Disclosure Day. Then, in our Reboot segment, we revisit Richard Linklater's Dazed and Confused, which I haven't seen since its opening weekend back in 1993. Hear our thoughts down below. 

Friday, June 12, 2026

'The Little Sister' Review


For the Los Angeles Times, I reviewed The Little Sister, which won Best Actress and the Queer Palm at last year's Cannes. It stars newcomer Nadia Melliti as a Muslim teen living in France who realizes she's attracted to women. How will that affect her close relationship with her family? You can read my thoughts on this graceful drama here

Queen - "Radio Ga Ga"

Growing up in the Midwest, I must have heard Queen hits like "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "We Will Rock You" approximately 10 million times. But "Radio Ga Ga," which itself was a hit, came to me later in life. And because it doesn't feel overplayed, it retains its charm, funkiness and heart. Also, dig that Metropolis-inspired music video. 

Thursday, June 11, 2026

'The Death of Robin Hood' Review


After making Pig and A Quiet Place: Day One, writer-director Michael Sarnoski returns with a dark take on Robin Hood. For Screen International, I reviewed The Death of Robin Hood

Tuesday, June 09, 2026

The Grierson & Leitch Podcast: 'Scary Movie,' 'Masters of the Universe' and 'Power Ballad'


Folks, I'm not gonna soft-pedal it: We review three duds on this week's episode. Hey, it happens. You can hear the full episode down below.

Saturday, June 06, 2026

'Renoir' Review


Lots of worthwhile arthouse movies out right now. But one that hasn't gotten enough love is Renoir, the second film from Chie Hayakawa. I had liked her first film, Plan 75, and her follow-up also deals with death in an interesting way. A year after its debut at Cannes, Renoir is finally hitting U.S. theaters. I make my case for it over at the Los Angeles Times.

Friday, June 05, 2026

'Press Play With Madeleine Brand': He-Man, Horror Spoofs, 'Carolina Caroline' and 'The Currents'


The two big movies this weekend are pretty meh. So, instead, let me direct your attention to the other two films Alison Willmore and I discussed on KCRW: the period romantic crime thriller Carolina Caroline and the Argentine drama The Currents (pictured above). Those are far more interesting. Check out our reviews down below. 

k.d. lang - "Constant Craving"

Recently, inspired by a colleague getting ready to celebrate his 50th high school reunion, I started thinking about the songs that defined my high school years. Not the best songs, but the songs that left an impression. Somewhere in the mix has to be this k.d. lang track, which probably remains her most enduring. I haven't listened to it in forever, but when I popped it on right now, it still soared.

Thursday, June 04, 2026

'The Screen Podcast': Praising Cannes' Hidden Gems

I was back on Screen International's podcast, hosted by the delightful Wendy Mitchell, to discuss three movies that I feel were overlooked at Cannes. (In a separate segment, my colleague Wendy Ide offers three different picks from the festival.) You can check out our recommendations below.

Tuesday, June 02, 2026

'Masters of the Universe' Review


I wouldn't go so far as to say that I liked Masters of the Universe. But I do think it's trying to do some interesting things, and I appreciated the effort. My review is up at Screen International

Monday, June 01, 2026

The Grierson & Leitch Podcast: 'Backrooms,' 'The Breadwinner' and 'Exotica'


I return home from Cannes and immediately watch the worst movie of the year. On the podcast, we talk about The Breadwinner and dig deep into the A24 horror sensation Backrooms. Then, we go back to 1994 to reconsider Exotica and the once-promising career of Atom Egoyan. Check out the latest episode down below.

Friday, May 29, 2026

Sonny Rollins - "St. Thomas"

Rest in peace to the Saxophone Colossus.

Thursday, May 28, 2026

My Interview With Ashley Padilla


I had the best time talking to Ashley Padilla, one of my favorite Saturday Night Live cast members. We discussed her time at the Groundlings and her memories of working for Diane Keaton. You can read my piece here.  

(Photo by Sela Shiloni.)  

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

The Film Comment Podcast: 'The Dreamed Adventure,' 'The Devils' and More

 
I was pleased to be back on Film Comment's podcast with Devika Girish, Justin Chang and Jessica Kiang for the final night of Cannes. We dug deep into The Dreamed AdventureThe Birthday PartyCoward and Ken Russell's The Devils. You can hear our conversation down below.

The Grierson & Leitch Podcast: Reviewing 'The Mandalorian and Grogu' and 'I Love Boosters,' Looking Back at Cannes


I'm back. On Sunday, I caught up with this weekend's new releases and then did the podcast with Will. (I also talked a little about my Cannes experience.) You can hear our thoughts on baby Yodas and Boots Riley down below.

'Press Play With Madeleine Brand': Recapping the Cannes Film Festival


It was a treat to be on KCRW talking about the high points of this year's Cannes. You can hear me talk about All of a SuddenFjord and Minotaur (pictured) starting at the 39:50 mark.

Friday, May 22, 2026

Cannes 2026: The Wrap-Up and the Rankings


Every year, I come home from Cannes with a song. One of the pleasures of this festival, beyond seeing so many invigorating films, is to be introduced (or reintroduced) to a tune that works astonishingly well within the context of a movie. In past years, tracks like Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band's cover of 50 Cent's "PIMP" (from Anatomy of a Fall) or Anna Von Hausswolff's "Stranger" (from Sound of Falling) became the unofficial theme of those editions of Cannes, providing pleasure not just inside the accompanying film but during the months after the festival when I'm still playing the track on repeat. Those songs become my memory of those two weeks on the Croisette.

Many have written about this year's Cannes being underwhelming, which I generally agree with. But the way in which I feel that most acutely is the fact that I'm not leaving France with a signature song. There were some memorable tracks scattered across several films. I loved Ira Sachs' period-specific tunes for The Man I Love. Two different songs from Kind of Blue put in an appearance. And a colleague wholeheartedly suggests that this year's song has to be "A Long December," which is implemented snarkily in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma. But still, no musical moment fully wowed me. And maybe that says something about the lineup's relative strengths. Certainly, this Cannes featured some significant movies. But perhaps not enough. And, likewise, no song that encapsulated the highs that come from discovering unexpectedly terrific films.

Going into this edition, the major story was that Hollywood was sitting the festival out, with only a handful of American indie auteurs screening their latest projects. I wasn't concerned about that relative lack of a U.S. presence, figuring that the established international directors would more than compensate. (They usually do, as witnessed by last year's all-timer edition.) And, sure enough, as I look at my rankings of this year's Cannes films, many of my top picks are from the big names. But what ultimately hurt this Cannes was that there weren't enough exciting surprises, the out-of-nowhere stunners from filmmakers whose names you needed to learn. (Here's where I have to own up to not being able to catch up with a few movies from exactly those kinds of emerging talents. I cannot wait for La Gradiva, Everytime, The Match and Rehearsals for a Revolution.) In retrospect, maybe the 79th Cannes Film Festival will be remembered as a transitional one, the new guard about to supplant the old masters. That sounds good to me.

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Without further ado, from worst to best, here's a list of everything I saw, with links leading to individual reviews:   

37. Diamond
36. Her Private Hell
35. The Birthday Party
34. Parallel Tales
33. Butterfly Jam
32. The Electric Kiss
31. Another Day 
30. Gentle Monster
29. Sheep in the Box
28. La Bola Negra
27. Bitter Christmas
26. A Woman’s Life
25. Jim Queen
24. The Beloved 
23. The Unknown
22. Aqui
21. In Waves
20. I'll Be Gone in June
19. Coward
18. Nagi Notes 
17. Ashes
16. Club Kid
15. The Blow
14. Hope
13. The Dreamed Adventure
12. The Diary of a Chambermaid 
11. A Man of His Time
10. Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma 
9. Paper Tiger 
8. Clarissa
7. Minotaur
6. Fjord 
5. The Man I Love
4. Moulin
3. Fatherland 
2. Once Upon a Time in Harlem
1. All of a Sudden               

You may notice that my No. 2 film, Once Upon a Time in Harlem, premiered at Sundance. That remarkable documentary played in Directors' Fortnight; I wish I could have seen it a second time, especially with a more international audience. But for now, it ranks just slightly behind Ryusuke Hamaguchi's All of a Sudden, a three-hour stunner that screened early in the Competition, promising an incredible festival that never quite materialized. No matter: The Hamaguchi film is singular, capturing the acclaimed writer-director pushing himself into even more extraordinary terrain. And for all the talk about a weak Competition, I'm awfully happy to have seen the riveting new films from Cristian Mungiu, László Nemes, PaweÅ‚ Pawlikowski, Ira Sachs and Andrey Zvyagintsev. Did Pedro Almodóvar, Asghar Farhadi and Hirokazu Koreeda let me down with their misfires? Absolutely, but even the greats stumble from time to time.

One film not included in my rankings was Ken Russell's The Devils, from 1971, which screened in Cannes Classics and was the hot ticket of the festival. Only screening once, and in one of the smaller theaters, the restored director's cut may not have been my favorite film of this year's edition, but it was easily the most energizing moment of Cannes. I haven't watched The Devils since college, but its audaciousness and shock hadn't lessened, and its emotional undercurrents were far richer than I recalled. Many in the room had never seen the film, and you could feel the thrill of discovery happening in real time. That's what film festivals, and film love in general, is all about. This new restoration looks immaculate; you should seek it out when it opens in the U.S. 

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I've been coming to Cannes since 2013, and last year was the first time I correctly guessed what film would win the Palme d'Or. Not that I think I'm on some sort of roll now, although once again this year I did see all 22 films in Competition. 

Best as I can tell, there are three likely contenders to take home the big prize: All of a Sudden, Fatherland or Minotaur. I think all three movies are superb, which makes it even harder to predict a winner. What also makes it tricky is that the jury is made up of only nine people, and who can possibly guess what films, say, Park Chan-wook or Demi Moore really dug? Is it the kind of movies they themselves make? Are they movies that speak more to the head or the heart? Who knows? This uncertainty, of course, makes the guessing all the more fun.

In their own way, each of my three contenders Grapple With How We Live Now. Hamaguchi offers hard-earned optimism while Pawlikowski and Zvyagintsev are more suspect about what seems like the permanent bleakness of our moment, with Fatherland connecting 1949 Germany to now and Minotaur returning to the initial invasion of Ukraine by Russia. If there is a "perfect" film of the three -- a term I use extremely advisedly -- it would be the precise, controlled Fatherland, which says everything it wants to say in 82 minutes. On the other end of the spectrum is All of a Sudden's enveloping 196 minutes, which encompasses the beginning, middle and end of a short-lived friendship in its expansive running time. Minotaur is chillier than the other two, reaffirming Zvyagintsev's status as one of our greats, and it's probably the most "conventional" -- another term I'm using extremely advisedly -- in its narrative approach. 

After much debate, it's also the film I'm picking to win the Palme d'Or. Minotaur's merging of the story of a businessman who suspects his wife of adultery with a larger commentary on the corruption going on in Russia is an affecting strategy that could resonate with jury members who want to vote for something that's political but also about people. Plus, there's Zvyagintsev's own story: He spent 40 days in a coma during Covid and was close to death. Will the jury be moved by his circumstance? Maybe, maybe not. But if Fatherland's concision might come across as airless to those immune to its spell -- and All of a Sudden too "baggy" to the impatient -- Minotaur's potent timeliness could be an ideal compromise choice for Park and his fellow jurors. How certain do I feel about my pick? Oh, maybe 20 percent. 

We'll see soon enough if I'm right. But before I sign off, one last thought: Perhaps this year's unofficial song was the one that was mentioned consistently whenever anyone discussed Koreeda's Competition title, Sheep in the Box. You won't believe how many people, independently of one another, asked me, "Do you just keep getting 'Dick in a Box' stuck in your head when you hear that title?" I hadn't, but I certainly did after colleagues kept bringing it up. Maybe this year's Cannes wasn't an all-timer, but we found ways to amuse ourselves nonetheless.