Back in 2011, when I was working at Yahoo, I must have written a thousand posts about a potential remake of The Crow. Seemed like, every other day, there was news that this actor or that director was "circling" the project, only for it to fall apart, again and again. I seriously assumed it would just never happen. Well, I was wrong: Today, a new Crow hits theaters. It's very bland, as I explain in my Screen International review.
