1. Yes, Dan Patrick is in it.
2. No, Rob Schneider is not.
3. Also, Nick Swardson isn't.
4. Drew Barrymore is, thankfully.
5. There's no bizarre Al Pacino cameo.
6. Shaq is in it.
7. The movie has a Greek chorus-like group of African singers I swear is meant to be an homage to Ladysmith Black Mambazo.
8. The movie's not very good, but it is better than several of Adam Sandler's recent films.
Should you require more information about Blended, I reviewed it for Deadspin.