happy valentine's day ... from the onion
God bless them.
Despite having more than a decade of experience and being in fairly good physical shape, 32-year-old publisher's assistant Peter Graney told reporters Tuesday that he is inexplicably getting worse at sex.
"I don't get it," Graney said following an awkward evening of intercourse with a coworker he has dated for the past two months. "At this point in my life, I thought I'd be able to please a woman every time, no problem, but it's actually quite the opposite."
"It doesn't make any sense," Graney continued. "I'm starting to think I might have been better at this whole thing back in high school."
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