Despite having more than a decade of experience and being in fairly good physical shape, 32-year-old publisher's assistant Peter Graney told reporters Tuesday that he is inexplicably getting worse at sex.The rest is here.
"I don't get it," Graney said following an awkward evening of intercourse with a coworker he has dated for the past two months. "At this point in my life, I thought I'd be able to please a woman every time, no problem, but it's actually quite the opposite."
"It doesn't make any sense," Graney continued. "I'm starting to think I might have been better at this whole thing back in high school."
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
happy valentine's day ... from the onion
God bless them.